Between an insane work or school schedule, a freak thunderstorm, and crowded locker rooms, exercising at home can easily trump trudging to the gym.

And while sweating it out in your living room may seem like a surefire way to fit in a workout — no long commute or shower line in sight — sometimes it doesn’t turn out quite as well as you’d hoped.

Like that time when our downstairs neighbor banged on the front door mid-squat jump, or when our roommate threatened to kick us out after the fifth burpee. Bottom line: Noisy workouts aren’t worth the risk of alienating our roomie (or angering our neighbors).

So we asked the experts, certified personal trainers Lacey Stone and Erin Nemeth for a solution that doesn’t involve taking your workout to an overpriced gym.

This 30-minute, total-body circuit involves static holds and bodyweight-only moves for a seriously effective workout that targets every major muscle group. And your roommate won’t hear a peep (unless you’re playing Billie Eilish way too loud).

Ready to sweat without making a sound? Complete 3 rounds of the following circuit. If you need to, scroll down for detailed descriptions of each move.

For a competitive flair, time yourself and try to shave seconds off each round. Or for a social twist, Stone recommends challenging your roommate to a friendly face-off — just keep the smack talk to a low whisper.

1. Plank

Time: 30 to 60 seconds

To warm up all the muscles in your body and hone in on that core, start in a plank. Place your palms on the ground about shoulder-width apart, aligning elbows below shoulders like you’re about to do a push-up.

Ground your toes into the floor, squeeze your glutes, and look to a point on the floor in front of you. Hold for 30 to 60 seconds without compromising your form.

Make it harder: For a true challenge, balance your hands on a medicine ball or a basketball. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

2. Air squat

Reps: 15

Stand with feet hip-width apart, pointing toes slightly outward, arms by your sides. Bend knees and push your butt down and out, as if you were sitting into a chair. As you bend down, raise arms out in front of you, parallel to the floor.

Keep the majority of your weight in your heels, making sure your knees never go past your toes. Lower yourself as far as possible without compromising your form. Then, straighten your legs and squeeze your glutes to rise back up, lowering arms back to your sides.

Make it harder: Pause for one second at the bottom of each squat. If you have a bed, couch, or coffee table that’s low to the ground, get your butt to touch the surface before standing up.

3. Triceps dip

Reps: 15

Sit on the edge of your bed or couch, keeping your hands just outside your hips. Lift your body up and walk your feet out until your knees are above your heels.

Bend your elbows to a 90-degree angle. Lower your hips to just above the floor. Extend your elbows, pressing your body back up.

Make it harder: Straighten your legs out, rather than keeping a bend in the knees. You can also add a hold at the bottom of the exercise.

4. Lunge with hold

Reps: 10 per leg

Stand with your feet together. Take a big step forward with your left foot. Lower yourself straight down so your left knee stays over the top of your left foot.

Lift onto the toes of your right foot as your back knee hovers over the floor. Hold for 3 full counts before returning to the starting position. Alternate legs.

Make it harder: Grab a pair of dumbbells and hold one in each hand, or raid your pantry and use two cans of soup.

5. Superman

Reps: 15

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… a misleadingly simple core exercise. Lie facedown with arms and legs extended. Keep your head facing the floor for a neutral neck position.

With core engaged, lift arms and legs up toward the ceiling, forming an elongated “U” shape with your body. Pause for 3 seconds at the full extension of the exercise before lowering back down. If you feel any tension or pain in your low back, lower down immediately.

Make it harder: Hold the exercise for 5 or 10 seconds, then go fight off some bad guys.

6. Russian twist

Reps: 15 per side

Sit on the ground. Bend knees so heels are about a foot away from your butt. Lean slightly back, without rounding your spine. Lift feet a few inches off the ground. Crossing your ankles may help with balance.

Place arms straight out in front of you and clasp hands together, bending elbows slightly. From your core, rotate as far as possible to the right, allowing arms, shoulders, and eyes to follow.

Keep legs in the starting position. After extending as far as possible, change direction without pause and mimic the movement to the left.

Make it harder: Hold a medicine ball (or heavy textbook) in your arms.

7. Glute bridge

Reps: 15

Lie faceup with knees bent, feet flat on the floor. Your hands should be at your sides, palms down. Raise hips until your body forms a straight line from shoulders to knees. Hold here for 2 seconds.

To return down to the mat, first lift onto your tiptoes. Then lower your butt back to the ground, one vertebra at a time.

Make it harder: Hold the pose for longer. You can also try straightening out one leg at a time.

8. Wall sit

Time: 30 to 60 seconds

Stand about 2 feet from a wall, facing away from it. Lean back against the wall and slide down as if sitting into a chair. When knees are at about a 90-degree angle, contract your abs, making sure your knees stay directly above your toes. Hold for 30 to 60 seconds.

Make it harder: Lift both heels and hold. You can also hold a dumbbell in each hand. Might as well do some bicep curls while you’re there.